Dear David Wong,
It has come to our attention that you have recently requested to join our honoured Organization SPASTICO. Currently, the panel(consisting of our chairman, SPASTICAN, Myself, Timoh and Terrorist) are undergoing serious discussions on your request and will inform of the results via this blog as soon as possible. Therefore please be patient while we reach our decision.
I feel a need to inform you that recruitment of new members is under my department and it is I, BARLOONY(aka ernie bong, BigFatGuy, PhatCat, or...wei en...) who will have the final say over this serious matter. Therefore, lastly, please be patient while we reach our final decision and check up this blog regularly and await our good news.
Yours truly,
BARLOONY
Vice Chairman of SPASTICO